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"Bush did some stuff you could never get away with at your job. You know, when Bush got into office, they had a surplus of money. Now, there’s like, a $70 trillion deficit. Now just imagine you worked at the Gap: you’re closing down the register, and you’re $70 trillion short. The average person would get in trouble. You’re $70 trillion behind on the register, and then you start a war with Banana Republic, because you say they’ve got toxic tank tops over there. You have the war, people are dying – a thousand Gap employees are dead. You finally take over Banana Republic, and you find out that they never made tank tops in the first place."

"When our next visitor isn’t dazzling us with his acting ability, he’s boring us to death with his politics…" – Introducing Tim Robbins.

"Please welcome comedy superstar, Jeremy Irons."

I know it's wrong but i find Chris Rock funny (sometimes)

Happy that Million Dollar Baby won so much, it was my favourite (if that's the right word) of the 'best films' but haven't seen Aviator or Ray (and don't plan to either) and Hillary Swank was amazing and it was cool Charlie Kaufman won for Eternal Sunshine.